Divorced Playbook

DDP 28: Bunker In, Wait Until The Snow Stops and Get On Tinder

February 01, 2021 Divorced Dad Playbook Episode 28
Divorced Playbook
DDP 28: Bunker In, Wait Until The Snow Stops and Get On Tinder
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DDP 28: Bunker In, Wait Until The Snow Stops and Get On Tinder
Feb 01, 2021 Episode 28
Divorced Dad Playbook

A snow show.

Dan misses shoveling. Scott misses companionship.

Three theme songs for the show today. Scott doesn't know Snow. Dan thinks he can sing like Michael McDonald (and tries to) and Scott gets a lesson in The Steps.

Dan finally came up with the best response to someone asking if he's ready for a LTR. And a woman he's been trying to date for months asked him for help with her dating profile.

Scott can't figure out how to be friends with women after dating doesn't pan out.

"I haven’t figured out how to be friends with people, who I genuinely like. Like, maybe they’re not meant for me to be dating, but I like them as a person and I would like to be friends with them. But I haven’t been able to figure out how to convert. I think people who match with me and engage with me want to be with me or not."

A few other quotes from the show:
"I don't have a shovel. I’ve got a spatula and a ladle." 

"Everyone listening to this knows Snow."

"Bunker in, you wait until the snow stops and you get on Tinder."

"They can fight for our country and drive a car. They can’t go on Tinder?"

"I survived a year. Congratulations to me for not dying."

"They don’t want to date me, but I can fucking help them."

"The days are long and the weeks and months are short."

"Joke’s on them."

Show Notes

A snow show.

Dan misses shoveling. Scott misses companionship.

Three theme songs for the show today. Scott doesn't know Snow. Dan thinks he can sing like Michael McDonald (and tries to) and Scott gets a lesson in The Steps.

Dan finally came up with the best response to someone asking if he's ready for a LTR. And a woman he's been trying to date for months asked him for help with her dating profile.

Scott can't figure out how to be friends with women after dating doesn't pan out.

"I haven’t figured out how to be friends with people, who I genuinely like. Like, maybe they’re not meant for me to be dating, but I like them as a person and I would like to be friends with them. But I haven’t been able to figure out how to convert. I think people who match with me and engage with me want to be with me or not."

A few other quotes from the show:
"I don't have a shovel. I’ve got a spatula and a ladle." 

"Everyone listening to this knows Snow."

"Bunker in, you wait until the snow stops and you get on Tinder."

"They can fight for our country and drive a car. They can’t go on Tinder?"

"I survived a year. Congratulations to me for not dying."

"They don’t want to date me, but I can fucking help them."

"The days are long and the weeks and months are short."

"Joke’s on them."